SELF PROMOTION IS MASTURBATION

Self promotion* is masturbation.
Now, self destruction?

Yes, that’s a *slight tweak to the original dialogue, but in the spirit of my anti-social media mission (and the founder of the Social Media Escape Club) I’ll allow it.

As I said earlier this year:

At this point, it’s not even self-promotion – it’s tap dancing, juggling, or card tricks in Times Square, along with 900 million other creative people doing the same.